(via cats-in-the-sky)
Origami Cats
The Mortal Instruments, Cats, Wolves, Foxes, Dexter, Darren Shan, Adam Lambert, Evolution, and whatever other strange things that I happen to find funny :)
• Ask me anything
| Australians on tumblr: | You look so Hot today Rhonda like a sunrise. |
| Rest of tumblr: | What the fuck are they on about? |
| Australians on tumblr: | Kiss me Katut |
OMFG PARENTS
| me: | I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes. |
| parents: | okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER. |
| parents: | I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes. |
| me: | *putting shoes on* |
| parents: | GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU, YOU ARE SO SELFISH. |
Other Acceptable Names for “Lord of the Flies”
- 101 Reasons to Just Carry a Fucking Lighter
- Stop Drop and Roll Off a Cliff
- Well That Escalated Quickly
“Well That Escalated Quickly” is what really got me.
Someone make a book cover please.
oh my god
(via fearofthethingitself)
| Me before Tumblr: | What is a Fandom |
| Me After Tumblr: | What isn't a Fandom |
